You remind me of someone. Someone who died..


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HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero


crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one


werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks


padfut:

I’ve had thousands of years, hundreds of ideas, and tens of generations to answer the question yet it remains the question above all questions and one I fail to so much as touch: doctor who?

Inspired by: Colors - Shel Silverstein


wunderschonen:

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

I would very much like to spank him. That’s not right, is it?


adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?


neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society


“A writer is a world trapped in a person.” — Victor Hugo (via wordsnquotes)


queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.



fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.


malkatz:

splatdanger:

peep-toe-shoes:

phoenix-aflame:

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO