loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD


When surprised and excited and innocent Gus emerged from Grand Gesture Metaphorically Inclined Augustus, I literally could not resist.


destiel-in-the-tardis:

 


forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood


queermarauders:

Wait, if Harry was born on July 31st, that would make the date of his conception approximately October 31st. 


doctorwho:

Wow, we’ve been posting a whole bunch of announcements today: cinema screenings and special programming. August is shaping up to be super exciting! 

Leading up to the premiere of Series 8 on August 23rd, BBC America will be premiering a whole bunch of all new never before seen super fun specials-

  • Saturday, August 16 at 9:00pm ET- Doctor Who: The Ultimate Companion
  • Saturday, August 16 at 10:00PM ETReal History of Science Fiction
  • Monday, August 18 at 10:00pm ET- Doctor Who: The Ultimate Time Lord

In addition to those new specials, starting Monday, August 18 at 8:00am ET, BBC America will be starting the Doctor Who Takeover Week, where Doctor Who will be airing all week long. 

To top it all off, right before the premiere of Deep Breath, Chris Hardwick (Nerdist, superfan, host of @Midnight ) will be hosting a Doctor Who: Live Pre-Show at 7:30pm ET and Doctor Who: After Who Live at 11:00pm ET following the premiere of Intruders. Both the pre- and post-show will feature a whole bunch of awesome guests including Mark Gatiss, and will include exclusive behind-the-scenes footage. 

And that’s not all! Next week on August 6th, you and all of your friends (and maybe even your pets, if you can teach them how to internet) will have the chance to vote for your favorite episodes over on BBCAmerica.com. The top selections of this "Make Your Own Sunday" poll will be aired on August 24 as part of a BBC America marathon. 

Take a deep breath, folks. There’s a lot of stuff going on this month, and it’s gonna be fantastic.


o-my-boys:


http://kristen2193.tumblr.com/post/93424251504

noonesheretogiveitup:

Headcanon: Fleur was the only one of Molly’s daughters (because all her daughters-in-law became her daughters) who carried on the tradition of Weasley Jumpers. Hermione liked to use what little free time she had reading or spending time with her family, Ginny…


Zalsa, new otp

headcanon: zac efron and elsa jamming bet it go and being all cute (x)

posted 3 weeks ago

Can we please make Zalsa a thing? 


vivionekenobi:

Harry Potter commercial posters





froooozeeen:

→ Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry’s yearbook